Annual report 2025–26
All figures in this report are fictional. Every number was made up for comedic purposes. None of them measures anything.
Registrar's foreword
It is my privilege to present the Registry's 39th Annual Report. During the reporting period the Registry processed more forms than in any previous year, the majority of them being requests for forms. The Registry approved more than one million bubble nests, three of which are still standing. We held 4,112 arbitrations between fish and their reflections, and I am pleased to report a perfect record of draws.
The Registry did not locate the front of a round bowl, or Part 3 of the Bubble-Nest Planning Regulations 1994. The Registry did, however, locate a sandwich of historical interest. I thank every staff member, every fish and the snail, whose objections were noted, disregarded and appreciated.
The Registrar (fictional)
Key performance indicators (fictional)
The remaining 21 forms were lost and re-lodged on Form FF-005.
All deemed approved after 30 minutes.
Two are heritage-listed. One is under review.
Average firmness rating: 7.4 out of 10.
Draws: 4,112. Wins: 0. Losses: 0.
Coincidentally the same number as the year of the Bowl Act.
Disregarded: 640. Thanked: 640.
Inquiry making good progress.
One page thought to be Part 3 turned out to be a takeaway menu.
See the complaints process for the reason.
Measured using the four approved Water Inspector findings.
Selected outputs, in units nobody has defined (fictional)
Financial statements (fictional)
| Item | 2025–26 | 2024–25 |
|---|---|---|
| Revenue from fictional fees | $0.00 | $0.00 |
| Bubbles received as rent | 1,204,775 | 1,187,002 |
| Expenditure on very good paper | $0.00 | $0.00 |
| Assets: one large book with a ribbon bookmark | 1 | 1 |
| Liabilities: Part 3 (missing) | 1 | 1 |
Outlook
Next year the Registry will continue to make good progress.
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