A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.
The Registry's "Things to Do With Fish" series of instructional films. None of the films involve fish. The Registry considers this an oversight, but has decided to proceed.
Silent animated films with on-screen captions. Captions are also provided as a text track. Made for this site; see Credits.
Instructional Film No. 1 · about 30 seconds · contains no fish
Issued under the Linen (Fitted Corners) Regulations 1994, this film shows the four approved steps for folding a fitted sheet, and the fifth unofficial step that everybody actually uses.
Instructional Film No. 2 · about 30 seconds · contains no fish
Produced under the Spreadable Surfaces (Even Coverage) Act 2002. Introduces the nine-zone Butter Distribution Grid and the inspection that follows.
Instructional Film No. 3 · about 30 seconds · contains no fish
A Trolley Bay Conduct Ordinance 2011 training film. Covers approach, reversing, the left veer that all trolleys have, and walking away with dignity.
Instructional Film No. 4 · about 30 seconds · contains no fish
Made under the Cord Management (Pocket Knots) Act 2019. A calm, four-step method, followed by a frank acknowledgement of what will happen in your pocket.
Instructional Film No. 5 · about 30 seconds · contains no fish
From the Succulent Restraint Guidelines 2008. The central lesson of this film is knowing when to stop.
Instructional Film No. 6 · about 30 seconds · contains no fish
Produced under the Lid Release (Persuasion) Regulations 2015. Twisting, tapping, warm water and a gentle word.
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