Parody letterhead: DELIVERING FOR QUEENSLAND, a four-legged rooster and centaur coat of arms, FEDERAL Government FISHERIES (satire, not a real government logo)

A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.

41 Topics

Public guidance on 41 topics of interest to fish owners and to people the Registry has mistaken for fish owners. Each topic runs to three pages. The Registry has noticed that page 3 tends to wander, and is looking into it.

  1. Brushing Pandas
  2. Bowl Insurance
  3. Moving House with a Fish
  4. Fish Passports
  5. Daylight Saving and Your Fish
  6. Lost Pellet Claims
  7. Fish Elections
  8. Choosing a Castle
  9. Pebble Classification
  10. Fish Library Cards
  11. Fish at Weddings
  12. Snail Relations
  13. Fish Jury Duty
  14. Bowl Noise Curfews
  15. Plastic Plant Recycling
  16. Fish Birthdays
  17. Holiday Feeding Arrangements
  18. Reflections at Night
  19. Fish Photography Permits
  20. Fish Fitness Standards
  21. Water Ownership Transfers
  22. Algae Gardening
  23. Fish Superannuation
  24. The Fish Census
  25. Dream Registration
  26. Bubble Copyright
  27. Dinner Party Etiquette
  28. Lid Zoning
  29. Ceremonial Flaring
  30. Fish Hats
  31. Fish and Social Media
  32. Teaching Fish Mathematics
  33. Fish Time Zones
  34. Licensing Wiggle Interpreters
  35. Heater Diplomacy
  36. Filter Etiquette
  37. Fish Retirement Villages
  38. Fish Hospitality Standards
  39. Fish Weather Forecasts
  40. Fish Mindfulness
  41. The Front of the Bowl

Last updated: 19 October 2026. This page has been reviewed by the Committee for Reviewing Pages, which determined that it is a page.