Complaints process
The Registry welcomes complaints. Complainants are required to follow the steps below in the order presented. Complainants may withdraw at any stage.
Step 1: Make a complaint
Complainants are required to describe their complaint in their head, clearly and calmly. Then lodge Form C-01 (Complaint), which does not exist.
Step 2: Wait
Your complaint will be acknowledged within 90 to 900 business days. During this period, complainants are requested not to tap on the glass.
Step 3: Review
Your complaint has been reviewed by the Complaints Review Officer, who is a pellet. The pellet has been eaten. Your complaint has been referred to a new Complaints Review Officer.
Step 4: Complain about the handling of your complaint
Complainants dissatisfied with the handling of their complaint may lodge Form C-02 (Complaint About the Handling of a Complaint).
Step 5: Complain about the complaints process
Complainants dissatisfied with the complaints process as a whole may lodge Form C-03 (Complaint About the Complaints Process). Form C-03 is processed under the complaints process.
Step 6: Referral
Your complaint about the complaints process has been referred to the complaints process. Complainants are directed to return to Step 1. The Registry acknowledges this is not ideal, and thanks you for your patience, which it has noted.
Thank you
The complainant has elected to cease complaining. The Registry considers this the most effective outcome available and has closed your complaint with a note saying "resolved, beautifully".
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Last updated: 19 October 2026. This page has been reviewed by the Committee for Reviewing Pages, which determined that it is a page.