Parody letterhead: DELIVERING FOR QUEENSLAND, a four-legged rooster and centaur coat of arms, FEDERAL Government FISHERIES (satire, not a real government logo)

A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.

Public Fighting FishThe public information arm of FAKE FISH
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General Bubbles

A paid general room for miscellaneous piscine correspondence.

Simulated room. No real payment is taken.

Membership fee

Entry to this room requires a membership fee of $3.49 (TBC). Payment is simulated for the purposes of this satire; no payment is processed and no card details are collected.

$3.49 (TBC)

Bullion payments are accepted in whole troy ounces only. Partial weights will not be accepted. Post one (1) troy ounce (31.1035 g) of gold at exact weight; the Department will return your change by cheque (A$5,928.14, based on spot A$5,931.63/oz, GoldPrice.com 19 Oct 2026, minus the $3.49 fee).