Parody letterhead: DELIVERING FOR QUEENSLAND, a four-legged rooster and centaur coat of arms, FEDERAL Government FISHERIES (satire, not a real government logo)

A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.

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Fees and Payments

The Department publishes the following schedule of fees. This page is for information only. No payment can be made on this page.

ItemFeeStatus
Printable registration certificate (parody souvenir), with Official Fighting-Fish Owner's Handbook$3.49 AUDReal optional purchase, made via Support the Registry
Ceremonial body bag and repatriation to the Kingdom of Thailand (Appendix K)$182.42Display only. No payment accepted.
Penalty for flushing a registered fish (Appendix H)$40,000Display only. No real penalty applies.
All other fees in the Fee Schedule$0.00 or bubblesFictional

Parody satire — apart from the optional $3.49 purchase on Support the Registry (and the separate Real Care guide), no fee on this site is real and no payment is accepted.

Last updated: 20 October 2026. This page has been reviewed by the Committee for Reviewing Pages, which determined that it is a page.