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Bowl Insurance (page 3 of 3)

Topic 2 of 41 · Reference FF-T-02/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

The Registry's own policy covers the bowl against being described as "a bit small". Claims are assessed by a panel of three spoons, who look at the bowl and see themselves.

All claims are therefore declined on reflection.

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