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Bowl Noise Curfews (page 3 of 3)

Topic 14 of 41 · Reference FF-T-14/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

Fish who are woken during curfew may lodge a noise complaint by staring at the source of the noise until it feels uncomfortable. This method is effective in 94 per cent of cases.

The remaining 6 per cent involve a fridge, which has no feelings.

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