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Ceremonial Flaring (page 3 of 3)

Topic 29 of 41 · Reference FF-T-29/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

The highest honour a fish can receive is the Order of the Golden Fin, awarded for a flare of exceptional glamour. It has been awarded 3,000 times, every time to a fish that was flaring at its own reflection and therefore accepted the award twice.

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