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Daylight Saving and Your Fish (page 3 of 3)

Topic 5 of 41 · Reference FF-T-05/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

In jurisdictions with daylight saving, the hour that is lost each spring is kept in a secure facility. Fish are entitled to visit the lost hour once a year, by appointment.

Nobody has ever kept the appointment, because nobody can find the hour.

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