Parody letterhead: DELIVERING FOR QUEENSLAND, a four-legged rooster and centaur coat of arms, FEDERAL Government FISHERIES (satire, not a real government logo)

A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.

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Fish Birthdays (page 3 of 3)

Topic 16 of 41 · Reference FF-T-16/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

Birthday cakes for fish must be imaginary. The candles must also be imaginary, and must be blown out by the fish, who will blow a single bubble at roughly the right moment and accept the applause.

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