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Fish Fitness Standards (page 3 of 3)

Topic 20 of 41 · Reference FF-T-20/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

The Standard also recommends a weekly session of Fish Yoga, which consists of hanging very still in the water and looking serene. Fish are naturally excellent at this and have been quietly judging human yoga for years.

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