Parody letterhead: DELIVERING FOR QUEENSLAND, a four-legged rooster and centaur coat of arms, FEDERAL Government FISHERIES (satire, not a real government logo)

A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.

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Fish Library Cards (page 3 of 3)

Topic 10 of 41 · Reference FF-T-10/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

Fish may borrow up to six books at a time but may not take them into the bowl. The most borrowed book by fish is a picture book about the ocean, which they look at with an expression the librarians describe as "wistful, but brave".

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