Parody letterhead: DELIVERING FOR QUEENSLAND, a four-legged rooster and centaur coat of arms, FEDERAL Government FISHERIES (satire, not a real government logo)

A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.

Fish Passports (page 3 of 3)

Topic 4 of 41 · Reference FF-T-04/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

A fish wishing to travel internationally must first learn to walk, which is the main reason so few fish have done it. Applications from fish who have learned to walk will be processed immediately, and also televised.

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