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Fish Superannuation (page 3 of 3)

Topic 23 of 41 · Reference FF-T-23/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

On retirement, fish may access their savings as a lump sum of bubbles or as a slightly bigger bowl with a garden view. To date, every fish has chosen the bowl.

The bubbles were never collected, and are believed to have popped.

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