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Fish Time Zones (page 2 of 3)

Topic 33 of 41 · Reference FF-T-33/2 · Page 2 of 3: Further requirements

Every bowl is its own time zone. The time in a bowl is whatever time it was when the fish was last fed, plus however long it has felt since then.

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