Parody letterhead: DELIVERING FOR QUEENSLAND, a four-legged rooster and centaur coat of arms, FEDERAL Government FISHERIES (satire, not a real government logo)

A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.

Public Fighting FishThe public information arm of FAKE FISH
Menu

Fish Weather Forecasts (page 3 of 3)

Topic 39 of 41 · Reference FF-T-39/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

The Registry's forecasting accuracy is 100 per cent, the highest of any weather service in the world. The Registry acknowledges that this is because it is always wet in a bowl, and asks that nobody mention this to the other weather services.

Last updated: 19 October 2026. This page has been reviewed by the Committee for Reviewing Pages, which determined that it is a page.