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Heater Diplomacy (page 3 of 3)

Topic 35 of 41 · Reference FF-T-35/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

Relations between the fish and the heater are cordial. Once a year they sign the Warm Accord, in which the heater promises to stay warm and the fish promises to stop resting directly on top of it, a promise the fish has never kept.

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