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Licensing Wiggle Interpreters (page 2 of 3)

Topic 34 of 41 · Reference FF-T-34/2 · Page 2 of 3: Further requirements

Interpreting a fish's wiggles is a regulated profession. Interpreters must complete 400 hours of supervised watching and pass an exam in which they correctly interpret a wiggle meaning "hello".

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