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Lost Pellet Claims (page 3 of 3)

Topic 6 of 41 · Reference FF-T-06/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

Claims are referred to the Lost Pellet Recovery Service, which consists of the fish, who was going to look anyway. If the pellet is not recovered within 14 days, it is declared legally a pebble.

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