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Moving House with a Fish (page 3 of 3)

Topic 3 of 41 · Reference FF-T-03/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

On arrival, the fish must be formally welcomed to the new suburb by the Mayor of the Kitchen Bench. If the new house has no kitchen bench, the fish may elect its own Mayor, which it will, and it will be itself.

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