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Teaching Fish Mathematics (page 3 of 3)

Topic 32 of 41 · Reference FF-T-32/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

Advanced students progress to Thug Math, a branch of mathematics developed by a fish of the same name, in which every sum equals "more pellets". It has never been disproved, mainly because no one has tried.

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