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The Fish Census (page 2 of 3)

Topic 24 of 41 · Reference FF-T-24/2 · Page 2 of 3: Further requirements

Every five years, every fish must be counted. Fish must be counted once only.

A fish that swims to the other side of the bowl during counting is not a second fish, no matter how convincing it is.

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