Parody letterhead: DELIVERING FOR QUEENSLAND, a four-legged rooster and centaur coat of arms, FEDERAL Government FISHERIES (satire, not a real government logo)

A four-legged rooster and a centaur. Parody satire.

Brushing Pandas (page 2 of 3)

Topic 1 of 41 · Reference FF-T-01/2 · Page 2 of 3: Further requirements

An approved brush must be soft enough that a panda would describe it as "pleasant", if pandas described things. Brushing is to proceed in the direction of the fur, from the head towards the tail, pausing at the ears for administrative reasons.

There is no finger test. Officers are reminded not to ask for the finger test, as there is no finger test, and asking about it only creates paperwork.

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