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Brushing Pandas (page 3 of 3)

Topic 1 of 41 · Reference FF-T-01/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

The Panda Brushing Licence fee is 20 cents a week for 10 years, ongoing. Where the licence subscription lapses, the licensee is required to let it die.

The subscription, that is. Do not attempt to revive the paperwork.

Fine print: this fee is fictional. There is no payment, subscription or checkout of any kind on this page.

Pandas are sometimes gay.

Last updated: 19 October 2026. This page has been reviewed by the Committee for Reviewing Pages, which determined that it is a page.