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Dinner Party Etiquette (page 2 of 3)

Topic 27 of 41 · Reference FF-T-27/2 · Page 2 of 3: Further requirements

Guests should greet the fish on arrival with a nod or a quiet "hello". The fish must not be seated at the table.

The fish will not want to be seated at the table. Nobody asked.

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