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Dinner Party Etiquette (page 3 of 3)

Topic 27 of 41 · Reference FF-T-27/3 · Page 3 of 3: Supplementary provisions

If fish is served at dinner, guests must not mention it within sight of the bowl. If the subject arises, the approved response is to say "lovely evening" loudly and change the topic to the weather, which fish find boring but safe.

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