Appendices
The Department publishes the following appendices for the information of owners. Applicants are required to read all appendices, and are not required to understand them.
This is a work of satire and social art; not a government website. All appendices, standards, fees and authorities described are fictional.
- Appendix A — Restricted (not publicly listed)
- Appendix B — Registration Procedures
- Appendix C — Fighter Mite Safety Data
- Appendix D — Fighting Fish Mental Health Care Guidelines
- Appendix E — Data Dot Tracking Standards
- Appendix F — Visiting Alien Repatriation Protocols
- Appendix G — Official Fish Naming
- Appendix H — Flushing Penalties
- Appendix I — Jurisdictions
- Appendix J — Ceremonial Honours
- Appendix K — Body Bag Specifications by State
Last updated: 20 October 2026. This page has been reviewed by the Committee for Reviewing Pages, which determined that it is a page.
